Like a bit plurality of babies, Benjamin is slightly jaundice, meaning he has a bit of a yellow tinge to his skin due to his liver not being able to break down his bilirubin. To him cure him of this, we were given a "bilirubin blanket" -- basically, a fiber-optic sheet of plastic that we stick between his skin and his sleeper that helps break down the bilirubin and make his skin less yellow. Trouble is, well, you see. He'll be shooting webs out of his wrists any day now.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
these are comments, absent.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
