When I was looking for a car a few months ago -- which is now on hold until at least next year, by the by -- I got on a few dealers' mailing lists, and I received an e-mail from one of them today that included the following:
I am usually in the office from 8:30am -3:30pm. Monday through Friday....However, if I am out of the office, please contact my Internet Sales Director Mr. Elliot Bourne III. If for any reason, Mr. Bourne is unexposed, please ask for Ms Velinda Price.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
