And then there's this season, where I will give you the most interesting show -- on any of the seven stations we get in -- for every time period:
5:00 -- "Sesame Street" 5:30 -- "Sesame Street" 6:00 -- "The Bernie Mac Show" 6:30 -- whatever national news I feel like watching 7:00 -- "Wheel of Fortune" 7:30 -- "Jeopardy"
Other than "Bernie Mac," which can be pretty entertaining, there isn't one of these shows that I would voluntarily watch on a regular basis. "Friends" is on the UPN affiliate from 7:00-8:00, but we can't get a decent UPN signal in our house. Fox has moved "The Simpsons" has moved to 11:30p-12:30a, which means for the first 30 minutes it competes with the good half of "Letterman" -- and in second half-hour, it necessarily kicks "King of the Hill," which used to be the midnight show, to 2:00. In the morning. Let me hear you say ugh.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.