As of the last doctor's visit on Thursday, Baby Prins is at -2 station. If this means nothing to you -- and it would have meant exactly that to me eight months ago -- -4 station means that baby is nice and cozy in the mommy's belly, +4 station means that baby's a-comin' in the next few minutes, and everything in between is everything in between. As a general rule, baby gets to -2 station about two or three weeks before mommy gives birth, which would put baby coming out a week or two early. If that holds true -- no promises that it will, although anxious Kim and I hope so -- it means that the majority of you guessers will have overshot wildly, since most people guessed after the due date. (I, on the other hand, probably undershot, having guessed, um, this Friday.)
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
