You can't win if you don't play. Or if you don't know how to play.
I'm running an errand for work, and since the radio was turned to the CBS TV simulcast (I was listening to the shuttle this morning), I decide to leave it at that station for awhile. "The Price is Right" is on, and they're bidding on...something. Everyone overbids twice. Third round of bidding goes like this, in order: $800. $600. $799.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.