Sentences and sentence fragments to entice you about our upcoming vacation report.

• because of course everyone wearing a Blue Jays shirt is automatically from Canada
  
• why yes, Kim is carrying the most active baby in the world
  
• is Matthew more successful at playing the Theremin or being a two-turntable DJ?
  
• literally six inches from two live, honest-to-God lions
  
• fake glass at County General Hospital
  
• when we say Lorelai lives directly behind Sookie, we mean Lorelai lives directly behind Sookie
  
• dude, can't you remember to say "Ameriquest Mortgage Company"?
  
• no, I don't know why "it's a small world" isn't capitalized. oh wait
  
• the search for Mr. Potato Head
  
• can you stop with the 30-inch boxes already?
  
• Benjamin Franklin's greatest invention up-close, and no, he did not invent electricity, as that was God
  
• look! it's Madonna's hedges!
  
• we are wedding crashers
  
• the liars at the Crystal Cathedral
  
• Priui v. Hummers
  
• Priui v. Insights
  
• we were so close to Tijuana, and yet...