how perfectly swell: matthew prins (or matt prins, or thew, or...oh, you don't care) alone with his stupidity

Last-minute presents for my birthday, which is today by the way.

I am sure that some of you have not yet found the time to get me a present, so my present to you is a list of presents you can buy for me.

A 2006 Mazda5. (By a factor of 20, the cutest minivan ever.)

A piano from the Steinway Crown Jewel collection. (I think perhaps the Anigre.)

A modest little beach house.

A fountain. (With free ground shipping!)

I mean since they have a grandfather clock, I should have one too.

Or if you lose on that bid, just get me some art instead.

And for those you are on an incredibly tight budget, there is always something nice for the new little one.

oh so lovingly written byMatthew | these are comments, absent.

short & sour.

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oh dear.

i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall. for surely you did not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers. i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.

messages antérieurs.

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music del yo.



lethargy.

Digging through the trash. A good way to make some money for baby Prins' diap... Various boring things; no need to read. Steve Taylor updates of the week. Zoom zoom zoom. My first recording session. Fives. One more completed. I guess. Sadder day. Test.

"i live to frolf."



friends.

i have no friends. that is why my eyes are bloodshot: it is from these tears.

people i know, then.

do you, perchance, recognize the names of occasional p'iana c'ty sojourners beth-annie and edward and moM and alexander and opie and kalista and andrew? no? shameful.

a nother list.



narcissism.

Uh, dudes, the things that once were here are now at my handbell music website.