Baby complaints.

So Kimberly is now on her 15th week of pregnancy. In a normal world, that would mean that Matthew Jr. was conceived between 14 and 15 weeks ago. But as this is not a normal world, what it actually means is that Matthew Jr. was conceived between 12 and 13 weeks ago, because the two weeks prior to conception are counted in the __th week of pregnancy as in those two weeks the mother's body is preparing for a new baby.

So what that means is that all women of childbearing age, including virgins, get pregnant for a couple weeks every month or so. Was Mary not so special after all?

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Non-sports fans, please do not read, as you will not understand the punchline.
Last weekend, I was in a sporting goods store and found a replica Dolphins jersey for a 12-month old or so. It was even on sale, and I was very seriously considering buying it until I turned it around and saw the last name on the back: "Williams."

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Things we have already boughttened for Matthew Jr.
A crib. A mattress for the crib. A stroller/car seat combo. Various clothing. A Disney sheet set that Kimberly can't find for the life of her.

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Thing that I have been looking for but have not yet found.
A primary source for all the hubbub about how playing Mozart is good for your baby.

oh so lovingly written byMatthew | 
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