Jolly Rancher Watermelon Soda, C+ You say to yourself, "Self, you like watermelon Jolly Ranchers. You like soda. Therefore, you will like Jolly Rancher Watermelon Soda." But even though (or, more likely, because) the soda tastes almost exactly like watermelon Jolly Ranchers, no.
Breakfast at Tiffany's (Blake Edwards, 1961); C- So about a year ago, moM, daD, Kim, Ed, Annie, and I were playing Nerts while Breakfast at Tiffany's was playing, and any time I caught the movie out of the corner of my eye, it did not make the sense. I assumed it was because I was only half paying attention.
Roman Holiday (William Wyler, 1953); B+ [high] Remember at the end of Notting Hill where Hugh Grant goes to the press conference where Julia Roberts is speaking and he starts asking her questions during the press conference and then everyone gets together and is happy? Now imagine that scene being good. I know, I know, it's okay. I couldn't either until last weekend. Also, Gregory Peck is awesome. Also, I would say that Audrey Hepburn is awesome, but, you know, Breakfast at Tiffany's.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
