After Annie's rave about it last week, I've been very interested in trying out Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. However, the only two places I had seen a wack Dr. Pepper both had Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper but not the calorieful version. So, with nothing better to do with my lunch today (especially because I was trying to keep it short since I came into work slightly late), I decided to try two pharmacies and one convenience store: all right next to each other, all close to my workplace. Here are the results:
3: the number that had 20 oz. Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper 1: the number that had 2 liter Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper 0: the number that had any form of non-diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
