So toward the end of last year, a local sports talk radio host made a deal that whichever school's fans donated the most bikes to Toys for Tots by the end of the year, he would sing their fight song every day for a week. For reasons unknown to me, U. of Kansas was the big winner, so a couple weeks ago, I got to hear this (tone-deaf) host attempt to sing the Kansas fight song. I'll admit that the music is pretty okay, but not only are the lyrics strange for spending more time on the other (then) Big 8 schools than on Kansas itself, the song mentions all other seven schools except the Cyclones. Are we not owed just a little of respect, Kansasians?
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I know, I know, there's a whole lot of competition, but... ...I'm still convinced that the new Spike Jonze-directed Bjork video is the wackest Bjork video ever. And the wackest Spike Jonze video ever. I'm serious. Christopher Walken flying in the air makes a whole, whole lot of sense compared to this.
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Thought that never crossed my mind until yesterday. I'm pretty confident I've never seen any of the Carson-era "The Tonight Show", except for the dozen clips that are played over and over again.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
