Best Concept Car at the Detroit Auto Show: Toyota FT-SX
Concept Car at the Detroit Auto Show Most a Ripoff of the Element, Which Means That Yeah, I Like It: Ford Fairlane
Concept Car at the Detroit Auto Show So Wack That Even I Wouldn't Buy It: Ford SYNus
Actual, Non-Concept Car at the Detroit Auto Show that I Would Most Consider Buying, Despite Not Being a Truck Person: 2006 Honda Ridgeline
Five or Six Cars I Am Most Likely to Purchase When I Replace the Accord in a Year or So: Chrysler 300
Dodge Magnum
Honda Accord
Honda Element
Pontiac Vibe/Toyota Matrix
Seven More Cars That Are Not Yet Out of the Running: Chrysler PT Cruiser
Nissan Altima
Pontiac G6
Scion XB
Suburu Legacy
Toyota Camry
Toyota Prius
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.