Intentional bad idea of the week.

Around 1:00, I sent out about 30 9"x12" envelopes at work. I was unable to find a glue stick, so I decided, "Hey, why don't I lick all those 30 9"x12" envelopes shut. After all, that's why the glue is on the envelopes, right?" So now it is 4:00, and I can still very, very strongly taste envelope on my tongue, despite going through 16 oz. of a 20 oz. Coke to try to get rid of the glue flavor. At least it was not 60 9"x12" envelopes.

Inadvertent bad idea of the week.
I forgot to record "Gilmore Girls" last night. I am very sorry, Kimberly. At least it was apparently a subpar episode.