So last week, Tony Bruno, the host of the sports radio show I listen to every day on my way to work, wasn't on the air. I didn't give it a second thought, as occasionally he goes on vacation and thus it isn't uncommon for him to be replaced by guest hosts. But after he didn't return yesterday, and after he didn't return today, and after I realized they were now calling the show "The Extravaganza on Fox" rather than "The Tony Bruno Extravaganza," I looked online, and I found that he will be on the show no more. Which means I probably have to find a new morning-drive radio station. Dang.
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Dang, no. 2.
I was thinking I had a decent chance, but I didn't get it. Dang.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
