In another to-be-short-lived attempt at marginal physical fitness, at lunch today I purchased myself a DIGI-WALKER 401 pedometer, known throughout the pedometer community as one of the world's most accurate step-counting thingies, while costing about the same as a day's worth of meals at McDonald's (assuming you Super Size everything and also get a couple snacks). (Oh, and on the off chance that one of you follows that link, the 401 is exactly the same as the 200 and the 701 except it has more features than the former and fewer than the latter.) In the past hour, I have walked 556 steps, which is not quite the 10,000 steps per day that the popular walking program suggests, but there are still many hours left in the day, I bought it after the 50 steps I took this morning getting from my bed to my car, et al.
Also, I should not get my DIGI-WALKER wet. The instruction book makes that very clear.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
