how perfectly swell: matthew prins (or matt prins, or thew, or...oh, you don't care) alone with his stupidity
Please help us choose a dining room set.
We are down to somewhere between two and four choices, depending how much two of the sets come out as, although we are fairly confident they will be similarly priced. (We know the prices for the other two, and yes, if anyone ever tells you that you can save money by buying furniture in North Carolina, they are telling the truth, because even with the added NC-to-Virginia shipping, the two we have prices for are running about 20 to 25 percent less than the cheapest we saw them for in Richmond [and about 60 percent off retail, as if that means anything].)
Here is choice one. It is in the Queen Anne style. The picture is pretty much exactly what we would be getting.
Here is choice two. It is in the Louis Phillipe style. The pictures are kinda strange -- particularly the top one, which looks like the chairs are set up for a television show, with everyone facing outward -- but if you look at it all, you can probably get a decent idea.
Here is choice three. It is also in the Louis Phillipe style. The picture is pretty much exactly what we would be getting, except that we would probably instead get the chairs from here.
Here is choice four. It is the only solid wood one of the set. (The others are veneers.) The pictures are crappy, but if you look at the first picture down that shows a dining room, that's what we're potentially getting, except with the chairs from the one two below that.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.