how perfectly swell: matthew prins (or matt prins, or thew, or...oh, you don't care) alone with his stupidity
Think outside the bun. Er, box. Er, mall.
According the those who practice the science of meteorology (about as much of a science as astrology, but nevermind), on Saturday in Richmond there will be an inch or so of snow on the ground, and on that day the mercury will not reach above zero (on the Celcius side of the thermometer). Unfortunately, on that day I have scheduled a nine- or 10-mile walk, and as I have plunked down my $50 for the marathon, I am not particularly wanting to skip this training session.
So. I have a few choices.
Brave the elements and walk outside.
Do 10 laps of the nearest indoor mall (which takes about 15 minutes to cover both stories), which will be exceedingly boring.
Um, yeah. Help me fill in those last three options.
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Also.
We are looking for piece of furniture that (1) will match our cherry, Louis Phillipe bedroom set and (2) can hold a 20", 55 lb television and (3) allows said television to sit about three feet off the ground so we can see it over our footboard and (4) is relatively inexpensive. (We saw a piece at Ethan Allen that [mostly] met requirements one through three, but it was $350, and $350 for a television stand? No.)
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
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i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.