"I can't operate on him. He's my son."

Within the past 24 hours -- but not as I am writing this -- I have worn a specific item of clothing. If I were 100 pounds larger, I would not be able to wear this piece of clothing successfully, but if I were 100 pounds lighter, assuming that I were not dead due to malnutrition, I would have no problem wearing this item just as comfortably as I did within the past day. What is it?

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Martha, a 50-pound child, read in a book that a helium balloon three-feet in diameter has can lift about 9/10ths of a pound. So when Martha went to the carnival, she bought 60 three-foot balloons, tied half to each arm, and waited to be lifted in the air. She didn't move an inch. So she bought another 60 three-foot ballons, tied them along with the originals to her arms, and she still wasn't lifted into the air. She untied all the balloons and continued surveying the carnival. Half-an-hour later, she bought 60 more three-foot balloons, tied them to her arms, and was promptly floating in mid-air. Why?

oh so lovingly written byMatthew | 


short & sour.
oh dear.
messages antérieurs.
music del yo.
lethargy.
"i live to frolf."
friends.
people i know, then.
a nother list.
narcissism.













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