how perfectly swell: matthew prins (or matt prins, or thew, or...oh, you don't care) alone with his stupidity
Trivia question that you have no way of knowing the answer to but hey try it anyway of the week.
I recently put in a Best Buy order at work for five desk chairs, each weighing somewhat above 30 pounds. All five have been shipped via USPS, and for reasons that are not evident to me, each was shipped separately. I have the USPS weights for each of those chair-packages to the nearest ounce. The question: In ounces, what is the difference between the heaviest identical chair and the lightest identical chair? (Slight hint: The answer is greater than zero.)
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.