how perfectly swell: matthew prins (or matt prins, or thew, or...oh, you don't care) alone with his stupidity
"So they love Jerry Lewis in France. Does that make him funny?
When discussing the 16 best music videos of all time -- as, not at all ironically, I am going to do -- it is best to put them into three categories, except that one of them does not fit into a correct category, so I had to throw it into one of the other three categories, so what I am saying is that it is your job to figure out which song does not belong it the category it was thrown into and why.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.