How Perfectly Swell Marginally Cool Friday Giveaway!
Two this week:
a) A Compaq Presario 1625 laptop, which has not worked properly in at least 18 months for reasons unknown to me, my boss, and the computer repair folks at the Richmond CompUSA. (By "not worked properly," I mean that I cannot even turn it on.)
b) The entire contents of my upper-left-hand desk drawer at work, because no one requested it last time.
First respondent gets first choice. Second respondent gets second. Third respondent gets you know.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
