how perfectly swell: matthew prins (or matt prins, or thew, or...oh, you don't care) alone with his stupidity
Poo. They're not giving us either half of the phrase.
While the coast of Virginia is lucky enough to be officially in a "hurricane warning," Henrico County has no warnings -- not even a "hurricane watch." No, all we get is an "inland tropical storm watch" (because they expect landfall to take the hurricane down a notch by the time it travels the 250 miles from Morehead City, N.C. to Richmond) and a "flood watch." How boring.
So. What does one get with a tropical storm watch? Well. The National Weather Service's forecast says that tomorrow from 9:00a to 9:00p, the expectation is for Henrico County to average 2¼" of rain across the county. From tomorrow 9:00p to Friday 9:00a, the expectation is for Henrico County to average another 3" of rain across the county. From 9:00p tomorrow night to 6:00a Friday morning, the expected average wind speed (not including gusts) for the three inclusive three-hour periods in that time block are, respectively, 41 mph, 42 mph and 40 mph.
But of course, if you want to see the full impact the storm will have on the Richmond area, there's this map.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.