The very tentative outline for the beginning of my 3m20s silent short film that has the very tentative title of "S.C" and the not-at-all tentative due date of September 5th.
Brackets after the description of the shot indicate the approximate amount of time the shot is held. I'm going to have about three or four frames of black between each of these shots.
Three-foot period is sitting on a park bench next to a three-foot comma. [5s]
Three-foot period is sitting slightly closer to the three- foot comma. [1s]
Period sitting even closer to the comma. [1s]
Period sitting even closer to the comma. [1s]
Period sitting even closer to the comma. [1s]
Period essentially holding comma's hand. [3s]
Comma and period in front of a movie theater. [2s]
Comma and period in front of restaurant. [2s]
Comma and period watching ducks in a pond. [2s]
Comma and period at some romantic location. [2s]
Comma in wedding veil and period with black bow-tie in front of boring backdrop. [3s]
Comma and period in bed, half-underneath covers. [2s]
Comma and period entering hospital. [2s]
Comma in hospital bed, holding blanket. Camera zooms in on blanket, and we see a tiny semicolon. [7s]
Title card that reads "S.C."
Total time for opening: about 40 seconds
Okay. So now help me decide what happens next. If I use your idea, you will be given an associate producer credit unless it's a really great idea, in which case I will give screenplay credit.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
