I have now shot, edited, and finalized 35 seconds worth of "Ernest Goes to the Window." (The finished part is not in the script.) So. If you are helping me out on any of the stuff that I said I needed, Ernest-wise, please let me know; otherwise, I will start working on finding/recording all that myself. Absolute deadline of me having that material in my hands is a week from Friday, as the "Ernest" will be completed that weekend. If you cannot help, that is fine.
Also, I would like to somehow get a recording of the real Ernest saying either "Hey Vern" or "Eeeewwwwww." Video is best; audio is better than nothing. I would like ideas on how to get this, par fovar.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
