Despite 9-1 odds, Democracy outruns favorite EnlightenedDespotism by two lengths for the win!
We have a complainer. There is a man, whom for now I will call Steve-but-not-Opie-Steve, who has taken offense at my characterization of New Jersey as 100 percent urban and 0 percent rural. We have spent shocking amount of energy in argument on this point, only the end of which can be seen here. (He is SDG. I am, well, duh.)
Steve-but-not-Opie-Steve has thrice asked me to take down my New-Jersey-is-all-urban statement. I do not wish to. Because dueling is apparently against the law, I, being a man of the people, have decided to put it to a vote here. Everyone who votes to keep it will get a shiny new point. Everyone who votes to remove it will get a glare.
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Contest: Today. 5:00P Eastern. Points are updated. moM received two additional points for being closest on guessing my 10K time (1:26:17 was her supposition, which was 0:01:33 off), and I got a point-and-a-half because no one else joined my NCAA pool, thus making me the winner.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
