Wait, did I not move to Virginia to escape winter?
Apparently not. Ugh. I think I would have preferred Washington, D.C.'s 12 inches of snow to this however many inches of ice we got instead. I do not know how I will get my car down the driveway tomorrow morning (we didn't ever try until about 4:00 today). Oh dearie me.
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The list.
What else I need for my movie right now is what is listed below. All pictures must be at least 350 in height or at least 450 in width. I am black-and-whiting them all eventually, so they may be colorless.
Covers of books about teenagers and sex (as in, the covers reference both teenagers and sex)
A circular picture of the earth
A circular picture of some other planet
Sheet music for our national anthem (PDF file also acceptable -- actually, probably preferred)
Picture of a box of feminine napkins -- from the '70s, if possible
Picture of John C. Reilly
Two pictures of thin Renée Zellweger
One picture of less-thin Bridget Jones Renée
That should be almost everything I need, Internet-searchable-picture-wise.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
