how perfectly swell: matthew prins (or matt prins, or thew, or...oh, you don't care) alone with his stupidity
Okay, now a film-related post.
In case you're not reading the comments, here are the new names for the characters in "Eileen," courtesy of Beth-Annie:
1) E.'s Family Friend, Johnny Myers: Mv. Prins 2) E.'s Younger Sister, Marie Saussure: K. Prins 3) E.'s Older Sister, Samantha Lintrell: S. Prins 4a) E.'s Piano Student, Amelia White: D. Gray 4b) E's Piano Student, Ken Solberg: P. Smith 5) E.'s Church Friend, Jeffrey Winthrop: A. Klages 6) E.'s Friend, Gregg Matteo: B. Williams 7) E.'s Young Friend, Lauren Sandine: L. Newman 8) E.'s Sunday School Student, Marianna Drea: K. Marrefi 9) E.'s Sunday School Student, Tom Perskill: J. Giuffrida 10) E.'s Boss, David Benedict: S. Griffin 11) E.'s Friend, Chris Samuels: Mt. Prins 12) E.'s Daughter, Gretchen Lintrell: I've sent out a couple feelers, so we'll see
So I want to know: How did you come up with these names, Beth-Annie?
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Also.
Here is my "Eileen" task list for today that I came up with during lunch. I do not really expect to complete all of this today, but we shall see:
1) Type up actual dialogue for Alex, moM, daD #2 (after editing the segments)
2) Write down the non-linear editing breaks for Kim that need to be patched. (Confusing, I know.)
3) E-mail Jo[h]n, Paul and Devon about setting up times.
4) Come up with the following art design for Steve's visuals: a personal leave form, time card filled out, time card not filled out, two-column article about disappearance, two-column article about my theories.
5) Edit audio for Dad part 2.
6) Create the intertitle for Kim's segment. (Basically, I should be pretty close to done with Kim's segment today, and I wanted to play with intertitles, so hers gets to be the one.)
7) Edit audio and primary video for Kim.
8) Write score for Kim. (Doubles as score for Jo[h]n, but Jo[h]n's is piano, and Kim's is dulcimer, and they'll have slightly different arrangements.)
9) Record score for Kim. (Really should be last on the list; I don't expect to get this done.)
10) Edit Mom's audio.
11) Start getting info for closing credits.
Fun, fun, fun!
Speaking of #11, if you filled one of these roles in the production (mostly taken from the list of jobs on The Spanish Prisoner), or if you would like to pretend that you filled one of these roles in the production, you should let me know:
Director
Writer
Executive Producer
Co-Executive Producer
Producer (Kim, actually)
Co-Producer
Associate Producer (like in State and Main!)
Composer
Cinematographer
Film Editor
Casting...something. Agent?
Production Designer
Art Director
Set Decorator
Costume Designer
Key Hair Stylist
Hair Stylist
Assistant Hair Stylist
Key Makeup Artist
Makeup Artist
Production Supervisor: Iowa
Production Supervisor: Illinois
Production Supervisor: Wisconsin
Production Supervisor: Virginia
Boom (as in Boom Microphone) Operator: Iowa
Boom Operator: Illinois
Boom Operator: Wisconsin
Boom Operator: Virginia
Unit Production Manager
Second Unit Director
Assistant Director
Assistant Props
Carpenter
Gaffer
Construction Foreman
Art Department Coordinator
Standby Scenic (???)
Property Master
Set Dresser
Property Assistant
Assistant Propmaster
Scenic Painter
Sound Re-Recording Sound Mixer
ADR mixer
Sound Editor
Assistant Music Editor
Sound Engineer
Foley Recordist
Foley Editor
Production Sound Mixer
Stunt Coordinator
Key Grip
Grip
Auditor
Intern
Extras Casting Assistant
Electrician
On-Set Medic
Tailor
Location Assistant
Dolly Grip
Transportation Captain
Parking Coordinator
Driver
Caterer
Production Counsel
Script Supervisor
Shopper
Video Playback Operator
Seaplane Pilot
Camera Trainee
Best Boy
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.