how perfectly swell: matthew prins (or matt prins, or thew, or...oh, you don't care) alone with his stupidity
This is the chance that is the last.
I have less than three weeks to get my butt geared and finish up this movie. (I am submitting my movie here, as well. Maybe.) Anyway, the film is now called "12 Stories About Eileen," the name change more suggestive of the story that I am subverting. (That is all I shall say on that subject.) I am now in the process of putting people into the 13 roles, and so here is where I am at.
1) E.'s Family Friend, Johnny Benson: Mv. Prins (written and sent) 2) E.'s Younger Sister, Marie Forest: K. Prins (written and sent) 3) E.'s Older Sister, Samantha Clark: S. Prins (written and sent) 4a) E.'s Piano Student, Amelia White: D. Gray (written and sent) 4b) E's Piano Student, Ken Johnson: P. Smith (written and sent) 5) E.'s Church Friend, Jeffrey Winthrop: A. Klages (written and sent) 6) E.'s Daughter's Friend, Mindy Carter: someone who can read two sentences (written) 7) E.'s Niece -- about 10, on-camera, must be of reading age: L. Neuman: a little old, but 8) E.'s Sunday School Student -- in teens, on- or off-camera: K. Marrefi 9) E.'s Sunday School Student -- in teens, on-camera: Jo[h]n, if he wants it 10) E.'s Boss, David Benedict: S. Griffin (written and sent) 11) E.'s Friend, Chris Samuels -- at least in 20s, must be on-camera: Mt. Prins 12) E.'s Daughter, Gretchen Clark -- 17, on-camera preferred: no one, yet (written)
Anyway, I need to fill in spots. Help. Ideas.
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The competition in my mind. Last Saturday, as you will recall, I finished a blazing ninth-from-last among the 40 or so people in my novice running group. This week -- despite falling behind all the way to second-to-last at about the one-mile marker because of a very intentional intent to pace myself better -- I ended up a scorching 11th-from-last, a good 20 seconds ahead of 10th-from-last. This is good.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.