how perfectly swell: matthew prins (or matt prins, or thew, or...oh, you don't care) alone with his stupidity
No, no, this is the freakiest thing ever.
The [USA Track & Field] mascot has a blue body with green hair, and a snout that is in the form of a globe. The globe represents international competition, as Team USA, the World’s #1 team competes in the world’s most international sport.... It is wild and zany on and off the track and will interact with fans, take part in crowd giveaways and pose for photos. All USATF Golden Spike Tour Events and select other track meets will feature the mascot."
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.