how perfectly swell: matthew prins (or matt prins, or thew, or...oh, you don't care) alone with his stupidity
Quiz in a war zone.
Tomorrow's quiz will again be at 5:00P. I am unsure of the topics, although I will no doubt have some logic questions regarding our friend the sniper and local reaction. (You need not read up on the situation; I will give you all necessary information to answer the questions correctly.) Please give other potential non-sniper topics, such as cute puppy dogs and cookie dough ice cream.
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On the sniper: Now that it seems like neither of this morning’s Richmond arrestees are the sniper, the most fascinating part of the investigation are these cryptic messages that Montgomery County (Md.) Police Chief Charles Moose is sending to the sniper via the media. In case you haven’t heard:
Yesterday: "To the person who left us a message at the Ponderosa, you gave us a telephone number. We do want to talk to you. Call us at the number you provided."
This morning: "The message that needs to be delivered is that we are going to respond to a message that we have received. We are preparing our response at this time."
This afternoon: "The person you called could not hear everything you said. The audio was unclear and we want to get it right. Call us back so that we can clearly understand."
For some reason, I think that David Mamet needs to be the one to make the inevitable movie based on the sniper.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.