how perfectly swell: matthew prins (or matt prins, or thew, or...oh, you don't care) alone with his stupidity
Les résultats et le nouveau concours.
Questions one, three, and four go to moM. Question two goes to Alexander. Question five goes to Charles Nelson Reilly. No one got the bonus question, which is still up for grabs this week. Y'all are brighties, so figure out the divvied points yourself. Yes, go ahead. Break out the calculator if you must. It will be oh so much fun, I do promise.
Back in elementary or middle school, I remember Nancy Fleming (I think) giving Josh and I a sheet with about 50 clues like: 31 F. at B. R., or 88 P. K., or 12 N. on a C., where the object was to figure out what letters stood for (flavor, Baskin, Robbins; piano, keys; numbers, clock). Thus, as this week's contest, here are twenty of my own, each worth a half-point. Some are tricky bordering on unfair, but I believe and hope they are all answerable. Hyphenated modifiers are given letters for each of the words: Ten-pound steak would be T. P. S., and such. (Hint: This comes up at least three times.) None of these require any knowledge of me, per se -- there’s nothing like 25 Y. S. F. in M. P. L. (years so far in Matthew Prins’ life) -- but knowing my hobbies and predilections will very much help on three or four questions. Questions will be crossed off as they are answered.
1) 15 C. in S. A. 2) 168 H. in a W. 3) 20 N. in a D. 4) 27 A. to the C.
5) 6,272,640 S. I. in an A. 6) 3 V. on a T. 7) 1080 D. in an O. 8) 14 L. in a S. 9) 1.44 M. on a F. D. 10) 3 W. from a G. 11) 19 O. D. N. if one I. N. N. and Z. 12) 9 D. in S. Z. C. 13) 19 L. in C. N. R. N. 14) 24 L. on M. T. 15) A. 6.3 R. in a C. 16) 25 H. in a T. O. H. C. 17) 6 F. on a H. and R. 18) 10 M. in a D. 19) 3 L. on a T. L. D. 20) 47 H. in a D. if one C. the I. D. L. G. E. B. E. P. M. and M. A. one D. C. any O. T. L.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.