A confession. I am not completely sure that my last Matthew Prins' Deus ex machina flash fiction was quite Deus ex machinay enough. It is more ironical1. I am sorry if this has caused any distress.
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1 "Some people find it ironical that although we run a travel agency, we've never been outside of Blaine." A big, whopping quarter-of-a-point to the first person who can name the film that quote is from and follow up with another quote from that film.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
