Musical Predilections:
  • singable songs that are in and out in less than two minutes (The White Stripes' "Fell In Love with a Girl," Aimee Mann's "Just Like Anyone," Sam Phillips' "Is That Your Zebra?")
  • long songs that pile on catchy melody upon catchy melody (Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light," Radiohead's "Paranoid Android," the Danielson Famile's "Deeper Than My/Our/The Government" trilogy)
  • songs with a hemiola rhythm (West Side Story's "America," numerous baroque pieces)
  • stripped-down music with no more than two or three instruments and one vocalist (all of Jan Krist's Decapitated Society, most of T-Bone Burnett's Criminal Under My Own Hat)
  • songs where the percussion rhythm is different than the instrumentalists and vocalists' rhythm (the last third of the Danielson Famile's "Let Us A.B.C.," where the snare drum is alternating between 4/4 and 5/4 measures, and everyone else is in 3/4)
  • sarcastic songs that are about something more than their sarcasm (Steve Taylor's "Moshing Floor" and "Smug," among many others; Mark Heard's "Faces in Cabs")
  • songs in time-signatures with prime-numbered numerators other than 2 and 3 (in 5/8, Iona's "Inside My Heart"; in 11/8, Iona's "Bí-se I Mo Shúil, Part II"; Iona in general, really)
  • songs that don't rhyme (Mark Heard's "Nod Over Coffee") and songs that use mostly near-rhyme and assonance (Mark Heard's "Dry Bones Dance" and "Hammers and Nails", among many others)
  • songs with copious internal rhyming (the Newsboys' "Shine")
  • songs with a super-chorus at the end that supersedes the expected normal chorus (Radiohead's "Karma Police," The Beatles' "Hey Jude," Aimee Mann's "How Am I Different?")
  • female vocalists with unusual voices (Julie Miller, Victoria Williams, Gillian Welch)
  • songs that run into each other on the album (Sixpence None the Richer's "Anything" and "The Waiting Room," Daniel Amos' "Wise Acres" and "So Long")
  • songs with a Taize-esque repetition (the tag in Michael W. Smith's "All You're Missing is a Heartache," the slowed-down instrumental riff at the end of Steve Taylor's "Jim Morrison's Grave," all of Gavin Bryars' Jesus' Love Never Failed Me Yet)
  • uh, songs with good lyrics (Mark Heard's "Satellite Sky," among many others; the Newsboys' "Elle G.," among many other Steve Taylor-penned tunes; the Vigilantes of Love's "Welcome to Struggleville"; Sixpence's "Anything")
Musical Pet Peeves:
  • songs that unabashedly promote social causes with neither humor nor self-effacement (Sam Phillips' "Black Sky" [environmentalism], dcTalk's "Walls" and "Colored People" [racism; the latter is catchily catchy, however], Bruce Cockburn's "The Mines of Mozambique" [the, er, mines of Mozambique])
  • songs with a simple upward whole- or half-step key change going into the final or penultimate time through the chorus (every Michael Bolton song, the Ragamuffin Band's version of "My Deliverer is Coming" [twice!])
  • songs that create a "musical tapestry" rather than having actual melodies (most of the last half of Björk's Vespertine, I'm sad to say)
  • live albums (the only two I like better than the same artist's studio albums: Peter Himmelman's Stage Diving [because his studio albums are overproduced] and Burlap to Cashmere's Live at the Bitter End [because their studio album was overproduced], and neither of those live albums I really love)
  • songs that use the words "baby" and "babe" (no parenthetical needed, I assume, except to exempt Mark Heard's "Long Way Down")
  • songs with puns in the title (Steve Taylor's "Meat the Press") or in the lyrics (Sam Phillips' "Compulsive Gambler")
Next up: Uh, whoever comes up with the best next up thing gets three points.

oh so lovingly written by Matthew | 


short & sour.
oh dear.
messages antérieurs.
music del yo.
lethargy.
"i live to frolf."
friends.
people i know, then.
a nother list.
narcissism.













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