Why I will fall asleep at work this morning.
I thought I had escaped jet lag coming back from Alaska. Getting 90 minutes of sleep in 36 hours (from 11:00A Eastern on Saturday to 11:00P Eastern on Sunday) and then going to sleep for 10 hours afterward left me quite refreshed on Monday after a bit of waking up. However, my eyes said to me last night, "Matthew, we would prefer to remain open until 3:00 in the morning. I hope that is not a problem for you."

And then I said, "Why yes, Mr. and Mrs. Eye, that is a problem for me, as I need to be up at about 7:00 in the morning to go to work, and if I get only four hours of sleep tonight, I am going to be groggy and ill-tempered at work tomorrow."

And then my eyes said, "So which one is the male eye and which one is the female one? Also, isn't it a little strange to have a conversation with your eyes?"

And then I said, "Well, yes it is, but if it gets you to close at 11:30P -- which is when I want you to -- rather than 3:00A -- which is not when I want you to -- then this whole perverse conversation is worth it."

And then my eyes said, "Yeah right."

And then I said, "Now you listen here, you niggling little ovals. You will close this instant, and if you do not close this instant, I will subject you to watching an entire episode of 'Fear Factor.' I will stand with my pupils directly facing a smoking charcoal grill. I will take a shower and not care where the shampoo falls on my face."

And then my eyes shrugged.

oh so lovingly written byMatthew | 


short & sour.
oh dear.
messages antérieurs.
music del yo.
lethargy.
"i live to frolf."
friends.
people i know, then.
a nother list.
narcissism.













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