Misdirection of the week. This, from an article about "The Vagina Monologues" not being allowed to advertise the name of the show in a Birmingham newspaper:
"'The Vagina Monologues' has appeared in other conservative cities, [tour engagement manager Tom] McCann said, such as Raleigh, N.C.; Baton Rouge, La.; Salt Lake City, Utah; Iowa City, Iowa, with no problems from the print press."
Iowa City might be the most liberal town in the entire Midwest. Jeepers, they elected a Socialist -- a real, breathing, card-carrying Socialist -- to one of their local offices perhaps ten years back. I can't decide if McCann is stupid, if he thinks the entire Midwest is backwards, or if he just couldn't think of a fourth conservative city that's played "Monologues." (Hint to McCann: I live in one. It’s more conservative than Raleigh, even.)
Will this help Prinsiana get filtered by the Henrico Public Libary? Somehow, I doubt it. "Vagina" is just too clinical of a term to set off warning lights.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
