Dear politicians who are running for office in my part of Henrico County, Virginia: Hello. My name is Matthew Prins. I am 25 years old and a voter in your district. You are probably wondering, "How can I get your vote, Matthew Prins?" Well. That is what I am going to tell you. How to get my vote. I hope this is helpful to help you be helped in getting my vote.
If you are a Republican, you must state publically one of the two following positions:
1) "I believe that the District of Columbia should receive some sort of representation in the United States Senate and in the U.S. House of Representatives. And we're talkin' voting representation, not this 'Oh, I'm the Senator from the District, but I can't vote' crap that's in effect right now." There is no reasonable reason why D.C. doesn't have voting Congressmen, and the only reason that Republicans are against it is because for the next 575 years, every Congressman from the District would be a Democrat.
2) "I believe that the flag-burning amendment is the stupidest potential amendment to the Constitution ever, and I truly cannot believe that four of the nine Supreme Court justices don't believe that flag-burning is protected by the right to free speech." Word to the anti-anti-flag burners! I really, seriously, utterly do not understand the people who are for this amendment.
Help for Democrats tomorrow.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
