the most ubiquitous commercial on central virginia television is not for dearest wachovia but for the princess diaries. let me be brazen and comment on the attractivity of the film's royal heroine:
pre-makeover: cute in a charmingly disheveled way
post-makeover: unattractive in a glossy, teen-magazine, too-perfect-to-be-touched-so-leave-me-alone-you-big-jerk way
i mean, really: if i'm 17 and unmarried, i'd go for pre- long, long before i'd go for post-. not even a question. am i the only one who believes this? based on the ad, apparently so.
oh so lovingly written by
Matthew |
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
